Surgical masks and hand sanitizer will offer no protection in the fight against the mutating scourge of Bieber Fever.
Times Square may have succumbed to the disease, as shown in a photo posted to Reddit by user mamisasazaki with the caption, “ I feel sorry for everyone in Causeway Bay”.
Justin Bieber’s face, body, and bulging tighty-whities are currently plastering every surface of the plaza in front of the mall.
It is recommended that you give this neighbourhood a wide berth in the coming months while the area is sanitized of all traces of the 21-year-old Canadian popstar.
It may take a while.
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