Are you a Western Asian Male having trouble getting laid in Hong Kong? It’s probably because you’re super creepy and gross, but this super creepy and gross book GUARANTEES it can help you!
Penned by “TheLoneWolfTraveler”, who is apparently a fellow Asian American male, the delightfully titled “Get Laid in Hong Kong. A Travel and Sex Guide for the Western Asian Male: Guaranteed to get you laid” is out on Kindle now!
In his blurb on Amazon, the Lone Wolf feels the need to tell us the book is “233 pages long and over 51,000 words”, probably because he admits he’s only ever spent a week in Hong Kong.
That one week, however, was apparently a “sex crazed vacation with the local Hong Kong girls”, as the Lone Wolf spent more than a month setting up no-doubt-aggressively-embellished social media profiles, chatting with local girls online and researching how best to get his greasy little end away while here.
The book promises to be a step-by-step guide of what to do and say to secure sex with girls, including how best to answer the question, “what are you doing in Hong Kong?” Apparently saying, “I’m here to trick as many women as possible into sex” doesn’t inspire ladies to put out.
Wow. Fair play. This guy clearly knows his stuff.
And if you’re in any doubt, Lone Wolf promises “Hong Kong, the pussy heaven is just a book away.”
Hurl.
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